Do you have to take up so much of the bed?
Move over, I need to roll over and you are laying too close. Move now please.
No I don't want you laying on top of me. No not on my stomach either!
Did you just fart?
You are making me too hot, do you have to sleep so close, move over a bit!
For goodness sake, I don't need your butt in my face!
Would you please stop kneading my boob, my arm, my stomach, my face?
No I don't want to stroke you all night, I need to sleep!
Yes not conversation with my hubby but with Max, they continued on as follows:
Get down from the windowsill
Stop clawing the carpet, stop clawing the bed.
Get your tail out of my mouth.
Don't lick my face, I know you love me, but that is gross!
And then he left me in peace and I finally got to sleep. Boy I love him, but he is an effort to sleep with on these hot humid nights.