Scene : our kitchen
Premise : Hubby about to go to Brumbys for bread
Conversation:
Me - Honey while you are there can you get some hot cross buns for Christmas Day
Him - Pardon?
Me - You know, can you see if they still have any hot cross buns left I said I would bring some
Him - What?
Me (thinking he is deaf so saying it slight louder) - hot cross buns - 3 boxes please
Him - Why would you want hot cross buns?
Me - What are you talking about, are you mad?
Him - Honey that is what you said 3 times, think about it.
Me (after thinking about it) - Right that is what I said, but you know what I meant - fruit mince pies!!
Time : New Year's Eve (at midnight)
Scene : Our friends loungeroom
Premise : kiss each other to celebrate
What actually occurred: I kissed hubby on the cheek instead of the mouth, he was aiming for my mouth, but for some reason I aimed for his cheek. Then we spent 5 mins laughing ourselves silly. My only defence I had kissed someone else on the cheek when they left about 30 mins earlier (poor excuse I know).
So ladies, watch out for these signs of menopausal madness - I am sure there will be many more to come.
Oh man, this is coming up fast for me. Oh, but that's right, my brain never recovered from pregnancy labotomy so I won't be any different!
ReplyDeleteOh Madmother, I am sure you have many more years to go before this thing called menopause catches up with you. xxx
ReplyDeleteYou would be surprised - I was a late birther, lol.
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